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look mom, I’m a cannibal!

look mom, I’m a cannibal!

Did I pick the paper I’m going to present in class juct ‘cause the title involved the phrase “Pacific Rim”?

…Maybe.

After a long time, I’ve been inspired again to work hard on the things I love, without any jerks in my way. I found out that this is a difficult process and I learnt it the hard way. But for the time being, no one’s gonna rain on my parade. I am fucking happy.

After a long time, I’ve been inspired again to work hard on the things I love, without any jerks in my way. I found out that this is a difficult process and I learnt it the hard way. But for the time being, no one’s gonna rain on my parade. I am fucking happy.

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basics

1. name: Lena
2. birthday: 18/11/92
3. favorite color: black
4. lucky number:  uuuh, 12?
5. height: 165cm

talents

1. last dream you remember: I dreamt last night about something stressful and work-related (I was supposed to finish an exercise, I haven’t, so I had a dream about doing the exercise.) 
2. can you juggle: Nope, zero hand-eye co-ordination.
3. art/sports/both:  Fencing! But no art for me.
4. do you like writing: Depends on what I write, the most writing I get to do these days is programming-related (which I enjoy pretty much actually).
5. do you like dancing:  Yes! But the next day I remember of how embarrassing I look when I bust my moves, so maybe not.
6. do you like singing:  Silently, and only when I’m alone, or when I sing with my friend Harry who also has a bad voice.

fantasize

1. dream vacation: Sleeping. Seriously, just sleeping.
2. dream date: One with few embarrassing stories, moderate alcohol, lots of walking and talking and hopefully sex.
3. dream guy/gal: It doesn’t matter any more, cause he’s leaving for forever and I’ll never see him again.
4. dream wedding: The non-existent kind of.
5. dream pet: A kitty! If only I weren’t allergic.
6. dream job: One that will make my brain cells work and not die a slow death. Flexible times would be a plus, too.

music

1. favorite song: Breezeblocks - Alt J
2. favorite album: El Camino - The Black Keys
3. favorite artist: PJ Harvey
4. last song you heard on the radio: Something random in that jerk's car.
5. last song played in your itunes: I Wanna Be Yours - Arctic Monkeys

preferences

1. guys/girls/both: No idea.
2. hair color: Light brown.
3. eye color: Blue-green-grey-something.
4. humorous/serious: Whenever I pick serious, I always end up with the most ridiculous person in existence.
5. taller/shorter: Doesn’t bother me.
6. biggest turn-off:  Pretentious stuck-up hipsters.
7. biggest turn-on: Smiling and butts.

crooked-pinkies:

Skipped morning classes to take the BATest, walked into the classroom for the noon class and my friends started congratulating me. And I was like “the results are not due until next month”.
Turns out I got the internship I was 99% sure I wouldn’t get and everyone knew before me.

Aaaand because it was too good to be true, I did not get selected for the job I applied, but for a research post in which I will have to work with the two greatest scumbags I’ve met in my life.

Trackname: The Voice Meme (1, 3, 6)
artist: crooked-pinkies
album:

Eeek, thelightsabovearbys asked me something from the Voice Challenge Meme! So, lower the volume especially if you’re on headphones and enjoy my screetchy voice, dear followers.

Also, big mistake! I did not read Catullus 85, I read Catullus 5! Ad pardon my Latin accent, this is the one I’ve been taught and no-one can claim to know the correct way of speaking Latin, since it’s a dead language.

9, 13, (16,) 20

9. Is the Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives In Your House actually answering these on your behalf?

The Faceless Old Woman is currently removing the wolfram wires from all the lamps in the house, as a symbolism to the dystopian, gloomy days to come. Also, she is telling me to call my internet provider and complain about the spiders that crawled through the phone wires last week.

13. You know computers are banned, right?

Duh! Why else would I be yelling from my bathroom window at 11pm without being arrested?

H̸̡̧͍̺̩̺̹̦̥͓̣͓̯͖̤̫̯̙̋͆̄̈́̌̉̿̍̋̈̉̊̌̄̈̀͐͜͝Á̴̧̡̢̛͈̱͇̯̦̠̩̯͔̗̤̗͛̍̎̉̈̽͐̃̉͆͊̀͂͒̚͜͜͝͠ͅI̸̡̧̛̺̰̠̘̦̣͓͍̩͔̩͔̙̠̥̩̹͂̇͐̇̏͒̉͌͑̎̅͊̀̒͋̀̍͝L̴̡̢̖̯͚͉͔̥̞̰̝̳̼̖̯̫͓̤͋̑̑̋̽́́̇͗͌̾̊̀͒̔̉̈́͝ͅ ̷̨̥̼̣̙͍̰̤͙̱̭̟̤̖̠͉̙̰̑̌̃̎̒̏͂͋̎̍̈́͆͆̉͗̄͘͘͠ͅT̵̢̛̺̫̻̣̥̩̩̮͔̤̻̩͈̹̠̙̫͗̌̾̌̉̀͋͊͐̉̒͒̔͌̊̀̚̕͜͠ͅH̵̡̡͓̼̘͚̹̲̝̫̙̞͓̤̭͖̼͍̓̾͛̈́̊̉̉̐̃͌͂̄̆͗̄̈͐̾̚Ę̵̢̻͚̫̪͈͚̲̼͓̖̰͚̦̥̩̤̟̙̒́͋͂̃̈́̈́̐̏͑̈́̎̀̊̓̀͘͝͝͝ ̴̢̧̢̢̢̧̬̦̖͎͉̞̜̞̹͉̼̥̈͐̈́́̏̈́͋̑̏́͑͌͊͂͌͒͘͝͠Ģ̷̲͇̩̥̗̩͔̮͓͚̭͇̪̫͖͕̖͖̾̀̓̀̈̎̆́̽̂̀̍͊́͐̐̐͑͝ͅḼ̷̨̧̛̛͉̖̻͉̖͙̫̖̖͔̝̲̮̘̱͋̉̇͐̋͂͊̽͋̔̓̈́̆̄̀̐̒͜Ǫ̴̧̲̥̟̞̻̰̦̻̤͍̲̱̱̻̙͂̾͗̂̔̍̋̉̾̆̈́̈́̐́̋̕͝͠͝ͅW̸̢̨̢̼̙̘͍̪͔̮̗̖̜̙̪̗͔̆̎̐̄̍̒̐̂̋͂̈́̐́̿͘͜͠͠͝ ̵͈̱̯̠̦͓̠̥̱̘̪̘̖͔͍̱̺̒̂́̎̀̓̎̈́̌̌̓͂̏̓̀͑́̕͜C̷̯̳̼͓̹̮̭͇̱̭̙̞̜̘̮̝͕̭̎͊́̿̽̇̓͐͗́̐́̍̇̃̆̈̕͜͝͝L̷̨̢̡̙̣͕͚͈͙̼̣͖͉̯͈͓̼̳͔̋̈͊̅͗̈́͒͊̅͆͂̔̆͋̒͘͘͘͝O̷̬̦͍͔̗̠̦̰̦͕͚̦̻̻̺̣̣͉̗͋̌̃͐́̾̈́̔̐͛̊͌̈́͊͘̕͝Ư̶̛̻̖̬͚̹̤̣̭̦̖̰̲̘̠̯̻̇̑̐̀̓̓̈̋͛̍̑̓̃̔̊̎͜ͅͅD̵͈͚͙̱̙̰̳̝͉̯̬̘̙͖̩̩̪̩̔̅̑̌̿̽̈̑̋̋̀̈͌̔͂̂̿̈́͂̕

20. Got something to say? Need to say it? Unfulfilled? Never made sense of what you are, who you were, who you will be? Unfulfilled?

I wish I had some PJ’s OJ. I’ve heard it’s delicious. For some reason though, when I went to Ralph’s to get some, I couldn’t find any, and when I asked a clerk, his eyeballs started bleeding. Weird.

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5, 7, 15, <redacted>, 10, chartreuse, Tamika, 17, 17, 17, 5, 38.

5. Who is your favourite character? Why?

Kevin, all the way. His happy and cheerful disposition feel like a warm ray of sunshine on a picnic day! Plus, his traffic reports are excellent.

7. Who is your least favourite character? Why?

You know, I have always been skeptic towards what the Glow Cloud is doing here, I mean there are better realms of reality to raise a family

Ḩ̞͎̤͚̘͙̣͚̰̾̊̈́̌̑͌̉̄͗͑ȃ̖̤̪̥̲̺̹̰͎̓͛̀̑̅̈́̆͋͒͜ĩ̡̛͔̦̗͇̬̱̩̤̙̓̊̆̀̈́͂́͠ļ̨̛̝̖̱̞̦̜̯̳͒̔͋̎̒̎́̄͝ ͈̮̹̦̯͎̜̲̣̗͛͒̽̆̅̆̿͐͘̚ţ̱̳̖͇̹̜̯̘͔̒̾̍̓̀̂̍̋̆͘h̨̛̭̪̳̘͍͙͉̩͕̓́̽̍͂̊̄̎͠e̛̻̟̭̟̝̥̲̜̙͈̓̿̇̔̂͊͋̓͝ ̖̜͈͈͈͈͈̺̙͇̉̏̀̓̉͋̈́̽̂̈́G͕͍̦̣̩̲͈̟̬̏̌̓̌̔̾̽͊̋̚ͅl̛͇̩͓͍̭̯͍͖̗̦̉̓̔̀̈́̓̿̔̋ỡ̗̥͈̠͓̖̱̹̩̐̎̈́̄̂́̚͜͝w̛̻̲͈̪̙̙͓̰̮̋̄̾̊̈́͌̒̒͝ͅ ̱̟͎̤̠͈̣̳͕̞̾͋̀͐̋̿̇̕͘͠c̣̦̲̳̞͓̖͇̬̮͛̆̓̀̒̆̑͋̋͠l̨̳̙̳͈͍̞̖̘͂̈́̀̕̕͘̕͘͜͠ơ̝̭̱̣̮̹̯̥̖͐͊̈̅̽̈́̾͘͝ͅų̛̺̹̣͈͔̱̝̣̗̍͐̈̃̓́̐͝͝ḑ̧̛̟͇̻͎̳̦̥̄̑̄̄̍͗̀̓͘͜


̢̼̻̺̘͇͚̜̬͒̃̋͗̂̐͛̎͊͝ͅķ̼̭̗̖̭͈̜͖̀̑́̄͒͐̀̿̄͘ͅn̡̛̠̹͍̝͚͎̻̫̺̉̈̾̔̓̃͑̕͝ę̛͇͚̮͚͇͚̳̫͚̉̒̔̒̾̏̔̃̓e̤̝̬̺͓̙̩̣̬̒̀͑͌̐̔̊̊̈͝ͅl̛̦͍̯̜̥̳͓͉̬͗͆̎̄̏̈̕͜͠͝ ̧̞̪̞̺̠̘̦̤̈́̅̀̂́̈́̿͌̐͌ͅb̢̞͉͍̬̯͈̞̫͕͆͋̂̇͒̔̄͂͛͝e̬͍͉̠̦̗̼̘͒̂͂̄̑̌̐̋̇͘ͅͅf̨̢̹͓͈̻̟͕̹̋̾̿̆̍̄͒̇̅̕͜o̡̢̨͙̪͉̺̪̫̤̍̊̊͒̈́̒̎̋͝͝r͚̱̣̦̮̮̯̬͚͙̈̑̉̾̃̉̽̓̀͂e̛͎͔̠̲̻̺̤̭̝͔̊̀̐̀̽̎̉̐̾ ̗̘̺̯͍͙͔̘̥̯́̏̐̏̾͆̿̔̐͠ț̮̭̥͈͎̗̙̻̮̈́̎̈́͒̊͐̑̿̈́̚ȟ̡̧̧̛͚̯͔̗̠̬̏̄̈̏̀̅̇͂͜e̱̫̪͓̠̘̜̻̓̀̋̒̋̅̏̇͊̚͜ͅ ̡͓̫̜͔̹̼̥̖̯̉̓̆̌̈́̆̈̉͘͝m̡̧̨̡̛̟͓͕̲͉̺̏͑́̀͊̆̃̌̚i̢̻̠̱̖̭̯͍͙̦̎̽͆̋͑͗̂͒͠͝g͖̼͇̪̝̖̠̥̿̾̌́͐͌̽͂̽͝ͅͅh̨̢̭̦̹̰̱̥̝̝͂̈̋́̀̋͋̉̿͘t̨͇̦̗̙̩̺͕͎̰̒̌̄͒̿̑͌̕͘͝y̧̬̮̠̼̩̮͍̪͐̇͛̈̔͌͐͆͊̍͜ ̙̥̜͎̪̠̮̣̠̐̇͌͗́͐̽͆̅̕ͅG̨̘̱̻̫̭̳̗͇̖̀̀̏͊̓̓̎̚͝͝l̛̼̱̖̪̫͖͈̥͓̇͒̃͗͐͂͜͝͝͝o͙̻͍̜͎̙͔̳͎͎̎͌̾͗̍͌̈́͠͠͠w̨̡̬̩̻̬̩̜̖͎̍̐̓́͛͌̋̆̎̈́ ̠̤̜͚̱̲̱̦͇͕͑̐̅̐͌̓͗͋͂̕C̡̧̦̹̹͎̱͍͙͌̀̓̍̑̄̽͛́͠ͅl̡̙̫̥̱̺̯̯͙̖̿̐͑̄̈̐̄̌͘͠ǫ̩͙̗̠̺̱̮̯̜̌̒̎̽̋̿͐́̕͘ū̧̲̯̜̰̺͕͙̖̓̓͌̈́́̈̐̓͝ͅd̡̛͈̩͇̞͓̬̘̩͉̀̋̄̀̆̒̕͝͝


̧̧̡̟̻̩̫̩͇̟̽͆̅̿̔͐͑̐́͝p̨̻̣̼̦͖̟̱͚̂̽͆́̌̄̑́́̚͜į̢͉̝͓͈̳̜͉̘̀̅͗͊̒͊͐̆̀̚ț̩̳̹̺̣͍͇͕̥̄̾͗̔̌̈̔̐̌̾ì̡̡̛͓͖̯̭̥̭͆͊́̈́̇̐̆͜͝ͅf̛͙͖̬̲̫̺̤̘͉̰̑̆̆̈́̓͐̏̕͝u̙͖̩̹͙̭̥̙͙̐̋̂̈͋̉̋̌̂̕ͅl̨̡̜̝̦̬̬̱̯̬͑͑̊̌̃̾͗̎́̚ ̢̧͎̟̱̮̩̝̔̽̀͋̐̒́̊̀̕͜ͅs̡̯̞̙͔̣̘̲̱̫͐́̈͗͆̍̓͆̄͘a̡̛̛̪̫̰̘͈͎̱̪̘̽̑͂̈́̿̀̐͠c̢̛̞̜͓̙̝̫̦̞̞̃̀̉̌͛͑͘͘͝k͙̬͇̮̙̮̟̖͙̘̃̎̋͑͆͂̈̅͠͝ ͚͈̘̯̼͎̱̪̬̤̒̾̑̿̾͛́̆̚͝o̧̧̡͖̞̜̜͇̹̙̓̏̄̇̔̉̐̈͘̚f̬̘̖̦͉͔̙̹̙͋͑̇̉̎̽̋̐͛̕͜ ̙̻̮̘̭͚̦͕̖̻̅͐́́͗̄̎̎̐͝r̨̼͓͔̣̹̰̳͚̗͊͛̇̔͆̈́̀̉̒̀ọ̢̯͚̗̙̥̼̗̈́̅̅̔̉̓̄͌͘͜͝ţ̯̣͉̟̟̫̻͈̏́̊̓̾͂̆͘̚̕ͅt̠͓̬̤̮̺͕̱̲̺͊̈́̈̊͆͑̈͐͘͠i̧̡̟͇̭̩̠͕̰͉̊͋̾̈́̈́̓̋̚̚͝n̡̨͈̱͉̞̠͔͕̟͛͂́̎͐̌̍̀͠͠g̨̢̮̻͔̝̯͖̳̦̅͑̔̃̌̌̓̎̆̕ ̱̝̬̥̟͖̤̱͖͙͑̑̔̔̑̔͒̒̕͝f͇̲̫͕͕̣̺͈̠̠̔͋͒̎̎̓̈́͒̓͝l̲̼̭͖̺̦̜͔͚̖̽͆͋̃͛̆̇̈́̈́̄ë̛͉̻̱̘̣̼̟̹̝̱́͊̎͊͗̔̀̓͘s͇͖͚̼͕̬̥̮̦͎̾̂̅́͂͗̂͂̒̕h̢̹͍͙̠͇̥͎̖̰͋͗͗́̂̅̂͊͒̓


͚̗̲̪̘̬͉̤͔̃̆͗͐̈͐̏͊̀͜͝h̢̧̧̥͍͖̟͈͚̞̐́͒͑̿́̿̑̚͠ő̗̜̱̗̮̲͎͔̫̽͛̓̇̈́̄̒̉͗͜ẘ̨̨̨̙̭̤̖͖̹̿̿́͒̍̾̓̓͝ͅ ̦̺̹͉̬̬̘̬̱͍̌̏͛͐͐̃͘͘͠͠ḑ͉͍̤̰̦̝͇̻͂͋͐͊̐̍̐̄̄͌ͅa̧̫̘̙̰̠̟͓͇̫͗̿̐͛̽̇̿̆̕͠r̢͉̩͖͎̘͇̤̟̒͑̃̊̄̓̂̕̕͝ͅe̝̬͇̪̤͍̯̙͔̤͒̍͗̓̓̂̀̐̔͠ ͎̼̣̣̖̟̞̪̜̣̿͂͂̍́̽̀̍̆̕y̢̛͉̖̫̳̤̪̺̠͍̒́̾̔͋͋̓͒̅ơ̢̨̥̗̻̺̙̤̗̖͗̎̏͑͒̍̊̌̚ū̫̬̜̤̪͔̬̞̞͓̄́͑́̐̿͂̉̚ ̨̫̭̤̰͓̬̳̄̓̃̾͊͋̇̕͜͝͝ͅḑ̺̭̤͕̙͎̲͎͓͌̇̍͋̐͑̒̋͘̕ę͓̝̗͔̥̥͚̮̹̄͑̽̈̐̌̉̀̊̀f̬͚͚̮̯̱̪̹̜͙̅̐͂̿͒͌̀̇̑̀ý̧̫̰̳̦̞͕̥̞͖̒̀͗̌̈́̓͌̚͘ ̛͎̪̦̖̼̖̺͇̖͌̾͋̋͒͌̑͗͝ͅm̧̰͔̙̳͉͓̖̲̬̎̍͒̾̆͋̀̓̒̉ề̗͕̲̱̦̻̠̺͗͐͊͆̊̓̓̕͜ͅ


̛̛̳̫͙͍̖̬̻̝̞̖͛̈́̓̈́͛͐͊͘Ḩ͙̣̙̘͙͚̠̲͂̐͌́͊̀͊͆̽͠ͅǍ̻͇̯̖̬̯͖̰̪̬̂̅̏͐̆͊̏̈́͘Ï̦̳͍̦̺̫̹̺̮̊̊̓̿̍̃͗̇́͜L̛͍̱̳̗͕̫͖̰̫̋́͂̍̐̊̿̚͜͝ ̨̡̨̫͇͔̮̠͈̰̽̊̍͒̀͂̈́̿̿͝Ṯ̡̛̻͔͉͈̣̰͕̟̈́̀͐̓̒̂͂͛̚Ḧ̨̢̛̼̱̱̩̗͖͉̝́͑̊͐̈͗͋̾̓Ē̝͙̮̝̰̮̼̲̪͗̐̓̿̎̄́̆͝ͅ ̢̢̡̗̥̬̝̙̭̈́̈́̀̿͐̿̏̊̀̚ͅĠ̢̛͓̩̲̗̗̲̗̣̾͋̃͛̃̓̕͜͠L̯̣͚̙̭̺̩̥̻͇̂̈́͋͊̀͆̓̕̕͝Ǫ̨̛̜̻̼͍̣̲̮͇͋̊̏̉̆̇̌̅̕W͇̪̯̮̞̖̖̜̟̒͂̍͆̓̐̑̎̚͜͝ ̢̨̨̟͔̩̹͇̥͚̀̈́̀͂́̉͂̾͊̎Ç͍̫͇̤͓̰͕̹̯͐́̔̑̈́̔́̈́͝͝L̡͕̤̣̘̼̲͇̣͕͌͂̅͑̎́̎́͘͘Ò̢̨̭̥̺̟̘͔̘̓͗̋͒̿̎͌̃̕͜Ư̡̩̙̥͔̺͇̜̮͇̈̍̂͑̑̊͆̏͊Ḑ͚͕̗̱̼͍̝̤̓͌͋͗̾̒̓̈́̑͝ͅ

so yeah, of course my least favourite character is Teddy Williams.

10. Will you be supporting Hiram McDaniels, the Faceless Old Woman, or Marcus Vansten in the upcoming mayoral elections?

Both McDaniels and Vansten are advocates of child labour, something that finds me completely opposed. Giving the children economic independence and a sense of purpose through creation and initiative

H̵̛̼͎̪͓̩̖̻̥̣̏̀̅̓̐͊̇̈́͐ͅÀ̵̡̛̛̲̠̥̼̘̭̥̱͙͋̾̑̃̂͌̓Ḯ̷̧̬̫̖̝͚̪̮̺̇̃̽̉̒͂̐͜͝͝L̵̨̡̖̖̪͕͕̘̙̂̋͊͊͗̓̂͌͆͘ͅ

will only make them believe in futile ideas like hope for a brighter future and willingness to build a better world. The Faceless Old Woman seems to have the right idea about the emptiness of our souls and the lightness of mortality.

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Это почти полное.

Tamika

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17. What do you think Strex Corp are up to?

Our well-being, our happiness, our fulfillment, our health and sanity, our children, our crops, our backyards, our living room curtains, our everything.

17. What do you think Strex Corp are up to?

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17. What do you think Strex Corp are up to?

You mean more ways to look after us? I am sure they are always up to finding what’s best for us and making it even better!

5. Who is your favourite character? Why?

All the employees of StrexCorp!

38.

StrexCorp is everything.

lady grey, bubble tea and chai
  • lady grey: favorite outfit?

Favorite winter outfit: black oxford shirt and tie, black pencil skirt, black cape, black leather gloves and black boots, and favorite summer outfit: the mint and black polka-dot dress that is some sort of a lucky charm.

  • bubble tea: what ride would you pick at an amusement park?

I would pick the roller-coaster with the drops and the loops, just to appear brave, but once the ride started, I would freak the fuck out. (It has happened.)

  • chai: what do you order at starbucks?

I haven’t been at starbucks since forever, but once upon a time I usually got something simple, like black coffee or tea, because I don’t like sugary drinks. And stroopwafels, of course!

chamomile, peppermint, milk.
  • chamomile: comfort movie?

Many, according to the mood! Sometimes it’s Fight Club, Disney movies (mostly Aristocats, Atlantis: the lost empire, The Lady and the Tramp and the Emperor’s new groove), and when I want to find comfort in crying my eyes out, Up or Howl’s moving castle.

(One of these is not like the other.)

  • peppermint: what’s your favorite holiday and why?

November the 17th! I have previously explained why, here. Though it doesn’t count as a holiday, apart from students and teaching professionals.

  • milk: do you have any allergies?

I am allergic to cats. Like you haven’t seem me all puffed up and unable to breathe because of Kida :P